What will the new al Qaeda “Butt Bomb” mean for Airport Security?
By: NCViking
Airport security is already a figurative rectal exam, but could the rubber gloves soon be coming out to make it a reality?
Thanks to pinheads like Richard Reid and his shoe bomb, we have to take off our loafers at airport security check points and walk our nice clean socks over the sticky floor. And thanks to other jackasses attempting to use liquids as explosives, carry-on addicts like me can only take Barbie-sized toiletries on the plane making a trip to Walgreens an almost certainty at my destination. Now get ready for the Vaseline, folks – terrorists have introduced the Butt Bomb! Yes, recent reports revealed an al Qaeda suicide attack on a Saudi official used a bomb hidden inside the attacker’s colon. Here is the video report of this quite disturbing event:
I may be doing a lot more driving for business in the future. Just sayin …
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My back side is exit only and no one looks up there unless they have an MD behind their name.
Oh, geez. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…
Unfortunately, there or more effective places to put a bomb in the body.”The leg bone is conected to the thigh bone…etc. A suicide bomber is probably not going to object to a little implantation surgery. A body cavity search will not find this type of body bomb.And if you are good at it,probably neither will a body scanner. Maybe requiring the passengers to fly in bomb proof boxes would help.
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