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What will the new al Qaeda “Butt Bomb” mean for Airport Security?

28 September 2009 3 Comments

rectalBy: NCViking

Airport security is already a figurative rectal exam, but could the rubber gloves soon be coming out to make it a reality?

Thanks to pinheads like Richard Reid and his shoe bomb, we have to take off our loafers at airport security check points and walk our nice clean socks over the sticky floor. And thanks to other jackasses attempting to use liquids as explosives, carry-on addicts like me can only take Barbie-sized toiletries on the plane making a trip to Walgreens an almost certainty at my destination. Now get ready for the Vaseline, folks – terrorists have introduced the Butt Bomb! Yes, recent reports revealed an al Qaeda suicide attack on a Saudi official used a bomb hidden inside the attacker’s colon. Here is the video report of this quite disturbing event:

I may be doing a lot more driving for business in the future. Just sayin …

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  • The Arch City Madman said:

    My back side is exit only and no one looks up there unless they have an MD behind their name.

  • Bayou Buzzkill said:

    Oh, geez. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…

  • Thomas Wells said:

    Unfortunately, there or more effective places to put a bomb in the body.”The leg bone is conected to the thigh bone…etc. A suicide bomber is probably not going to object to a little implantation surgery. A body cavity search will not find this type of body bomb.And if you are good at it,probably neither will a body scanner. Maybe requiring the passengers to fly in bomb proof boxes would help.

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