BY: NCViking

Back in the 1960’s, a horrible creature grew out of mankind’s toxic sludge and pollution to wreak havoc upon the earth. Only by the power of a Japanese man in an ugly rubber lizard suit were we saved from this menace of our own creation.

We thought it was over …
but was it?

Locals call it “The Muck Monster”, the Japanese – Hedora.

Witness: “I didn’t know what it was….I was like HEY LOOK! And we moved over and saw it. It was different, VERY different.”

(Note: check out the name on the side of the boat)

Is the Smog CO2 Monster back to punish us for our wallowing in big, mucky oil puddles and indulgent, carbon-loving ways?

Be very afraid …

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