Hey Crazy Obama Birthers: Let It Go UPDATE: Ah, Who Really Cares?
BY: WC WINDBAG
It’s a shame that it’s really coming to this. Really.
The measure Abercrombie will introduce commemorates the 50th anniversary of Hawaii’s statehood. But here’s the rub, his spokesman tells me: It describes Hawaii as Barack Obama’s birthplace.
“In the language of the resolution, there is a statement that Hawaii is the birthplace of the 44th President of the United States,” Abercrombie spokesman Dave Helfert confirms.
That confronts House GOPers with a choice: They can vote for the measure, and endorse the idea that Obama was born in Hawaii, which could earn the wrath of birthers. Or they can vote against commemorating the 50th state’s joining of our blessed Union. Or GOPers can skip the vote, but that could look nutty.
“Far be it from us to try to stir things up,” Helfert said puckishly.
So Congress is going to take time out of its busy schedule to take a vote on a bill that states Obama was born in Hawaii. Is this really a good use of their time? Oh heck, why am I complaining… they could be doing far worse damage, I guess.
But to clarify, it is not the “GOP” that is pushing this Obama-was-born-in-wherever crap. It is the lunitic fringe standing on the edge… the same nutjobs, I should point out, that talk about fake moon landings, magic bullets, and lying us into war. Mainstream conservatives find this whole thing rather silly, as many of them have investigated and found no credible evidence to support the theory that Obama was born anywhere else but Hawaii. I mean, come on… even the provocative Ann Coulter finds these Birthers wacky.
Any piece of evidence presented or not is further proof that Obama has been planning this deception since his birth. I have to say I agree with Robert Gibbs on this one completely.
The funny thing is that even 35% of Democrats think that Obama was not born in the US, but that is not the story the MSM carries, is it?
The fact is, I have never really had time to buy into crazy conspiracy theories. They are usually highly implausible, with a simple, more logical explanation available and easy to understand. For example, Vince Foster committed suicide. That makes sense, and evidence points to that explanation, but that will never stop the nutters from thinking that Hillary had Foster killed. You will never get those people off the ledge.
UPDATE: Hot Air makes a good point about this. Why is it that liberal media keeps stoking the flames of this controversy, while Fox keeps debunking it? One would think that Obama supporters like having their guy chased around by nutjobs.
By the way, I mentioned Vince Foster, the moon landing, and the Iraq War “lies” as some of the ingredients for nutter soup. Another like fixin’, all you 9/11 Truthers. All of you need to team up and go find Elvis in that Michigan Piggly Wiggly and find out if he has been writing songs all these years. I love that Jail House Rock!
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If obama was born in Hawaii, why don’t we know in which hospital he was born and who was the attendind physician. These are not on the COLB that is posted on line.
A nice raised seal would be nice too.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthcertificate.asp
This is really a waste of time. For the sake of argument, let’s just pretend that he was born in Kenya. Then what? He was born to an American mother and spent most of his life (including his infancy) in the US. Did his parents rush back to the US to put two birth announcements in Hawaiian newspapers just in case he might run for President someday? What difference does it make?
Guess what… if you win, Slow Joe Biden becomes President. Who does that help?
He is an American, as much as he is wrong… very wrong… almost wrong all the time. We need not try to spear his heel, as he is not Achilles. Let’s go after him on policy. That is where he can be defeated.
Art, the question is unexplainable to those bent on not believing Obama is a citizen. Republican Governor Lingle has vouched for the authenticity. The Certificate of Live Birth is an official record of the State of Hawaii, and perfectly legitimate.
Debra J. Saunders sums this up well, so I will leave it to her.
The Constitution Says Obama Can’t Be President. And Neither Could Reagan.
The clause says
“No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
Good analysis at
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/the-constitution-says-oba_b_249730.html
Originalist blather in the Huff post link is so far off its laughable, but amusing link nonetheless.
Without a doubt, comma placement can make the sentence appear to have different meanings. Good thing we have the Federalist Papers to back up any questions. Thank you Madison and Hamilton!
Who cares whether or not Obama has an authentic birth certificate? Israel might care. You think it is ok to have a Muslim president from a foreign country with no loyalty to America redefining nuclear policy with the strongest army in the world? You don’t care about his birth certificate? BFD right? IDIOTS!
Obama was on the board for the Annenberg funded factcheck.org. This source is unreliable as it cannot be trusted to be unbiased.
A Certificate of Live Birth (which is the ONLY thing he has) was easier to attain under Hawaiian law, you did NOT necessarily have to be born in Hawaii to get one, ask his Indonesian half-sister. Natural born status is different than naturalized citizenship status. Obama was adopted in Indonesia and this alone should be reason Obama should NOT to be eligible.
Mr. Wakeup Call-
Thanks for reading the site. We hope you come back for more, even if you are a birther.
There are many reasons for disliking Obama’s policies, just like we may not like Reid, Pelosi, or Barney Frank’s policies, but the birther angle is silly, a distraction, and completely illogical. First, why would Obama’s poor mother and father, on the way back from his foreign birth, go out of their way to load a child unsafe for air travel on to a ocean crossing flight, just to land in Hawaii in time to get a notice in the paper that baby Barack was born in Hawaii? Did they suspect that one day he could be President, and therefore they needed to get him back to Hawaii as soon as possible?
Also, I don’t think Israel cares where he is born. They care that his policies are putting them in danger.
Third, Obama is no more a Muslim than I am. He is a non-practicing Christian, and has attended Christian (although suspect in its motives) church since moving to Chicago. Rev. Wright is a radical, dangerous, a racist, etc… but no one would accuse him of being Islamic.
And I stayed at a Holiday Express Inn last night, so I can fly your plane to Fantasyland, if you like.
Now I know you are off your rocker. Everyone knows that Obama was born in Kenya, and grew up in Indonesia. You must work for George Soros.
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