BY: WC WINDBAG

I heard about this on the radio the other night here in Chicago, but one can not believe it until he sees it:

Blago Volumizing Shampoo and Conditioner have been carefully formulated with special ingredients that actually make the hair feel fuller and thicker, or “really big”!

Silk protein, Keratein and Panthenol (ProVitamin B-5) have been added to strengthen hair while adding body and shine. Vitamin E and extracts of Green Tea, Rosemary, Comfrey and Orchid have been added to for their anti-oxidant and stimulating qualities.

These products are blended into a beautiful golden hue.
THEY ARE TRULY “BLEEP’N GOLDEN.”

My only sadness is that since I both made of Lego and bald, I will not be able to volumize my “really big hair”.

On a side note, rumors of Blago being a potential writer for the Great Illuminator are untrue, regardless what photographic evidence is available on the Weekly World News site:

• Open Thread - August 12th, 2010
• Fun Video of the Day - July 22nd, 2010
• Jimmy Buffet Channeling His Inner Obama - July 9th, 2010
• Shocking Poll of Elites: W One of the Worst Presidents Evah - July 2nd, 2010
• Funny Video of the Day - June 25th, 2010