Porky’s II – Coming Soon?
BY: NCVIKING
Not yet fully gorged, the non-partisan Queen Nancy and her minions pull an Augustus Gloop by suggesting the possibility for a second Porkulus. “Let me in, I’m starving!”
Pelosi (D-Calif.) helped nudge the idea of another stimulus Tuesday when she said that Congress should “keep the door open” to the possibility. And House Appropriations Chairman David Obey (D-Wis.) said this week that he will begin “preparing options” for a second stimulus package.
“I don’t think you ever close the door to being prepared for whatever eventuality may come,” she said at her weekly news conference but emphasized that a second package is “just not right now something that’s in the cards.” Washington Post
Porky’s II? This is like a heroine addiction! Or maybe this time they will actually pass a stimulus (as defined) instead of a bloated spending package, now that drunken Indians are getting help and we secured the future of the Hercules, CA duck pond.
I can’t wait ’til the day of reckoning for this spending by our Three Little Pigs.
This little piggy scared the markets, this little piggy saved homes, this little piggy had roast earmarks, this little business got none … and this little piggy cheered wee wee wee all the way to our wallets!
As the great Lita Ford would say (a little liberty here):
Tax me once, Tax me twice, C’mon pretty baby Tax me deadly!
OINK!!!
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Viking-
I was reading along and nodding as I did, agreeing with what you said… but then, all of a sudden: what?
The great Lita Ford? Come on! I could debate this all day and provide links up the wazoo. She is far from great, and more acccurately described as a washed up 80’s one-hit-wonder on the hair metal scene. The only thing she had going for her was that in a gaggle full of ugly long haired dudes, she was a woman.
Please. If you want to opine on politics, that is fine, but leave your poor musical tastes where they belong: in the closet with your Menudo records, Star Power 8-track, and Europe cassette tapes.
She is the Queen of Thrash, The Princess of Spandex, The Madam of Metal.
By the way, aren’t you the one who bought a Vixen album or are you just ‘Cryin‘?
Maybe the Queen of Trash
What is your fascination with royalty? Are you a closet Tory? We the People still means something in these parts.
You seem to have a problem with your album collection, or at least forgetting the difference between “Metal” and Lita Ford’s stuff.
I fully admit to experimenting with horrible music while I was in grade school/high school in the 1980’s. What is your excuse in glorifying it today?
Go back to listening to your Celtic folk rock with your foamy headphones. The greatness of Lita Ford cannot be denied!
You keep on subscribing to the Tull principle. By the way, celtic music is pretty good stuff, especially on a Bose SoundDock. Foam headphones went out with Lita Ford.
Oh good grief… so a picture from 1988 of a big-haired metal chic is your idea of greatness? Oh I got another one for you! Does this throw back picture make him wonderful?
I liked him much better when he played Keytar for the band Ice House. And yes, I am nostalgic for the 1980’s … lots of good stuff back then including the sultry Lita Ford. Besides, she still looks quite good at 50+.
You aren’t putting much effort into these replies as you do with others, are you?
The sarcasm you use in bringing up Icehouse in place of President Obama is only destroying the credibility of your argument. It is more than obvious that Lita Ford’s “music library” consisted of one, maybe two songs that any one ever heard of at all.
Then you go on to relate the Great Gipper with Ford. In fact, by linking to his picture within the post, you are clearly stating that in your opinion, Ronald Reagan is no greater than an over-the-hill poser hairbanging chick.
I can not help but think that you injecting politics into this music debate, and that musicologists should be our only non-biased subject matter experts.
If you want a more accurate metaphor of 1980’s pop references to Lita Ford, you need look no further than this.
Now you are just getting ridiculous. The metaphor is clearly this. Bad arse!
So we agree? Lita Ford is not “great” but “bad”, and with “arse” stuck on the end to remind us why anyone considered her great at all.
Bad as in good, arse as in what a nice one.
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